benedictedcumberbabeof221:

I’m British and I can’t even make a nice cup of tea

(via baracknobama)

paranormal-blacktivity:

jumpinganthills: What if it’s a 24 hour clock then you’re a virgin forever no cock for you sorry

jumpinganthills:

What if it’s a 24 hour clock

then you’re a virgin forever no cock for you sorry

What if you’re both on the clock?

calivie:

update: i still hate myself

Everyone likes you though. EVERYONE LIKES PIZZA

(via pizza)

kinkydonuts:

spoopdogg: seventoinfinity: discuntinq: Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. did you major in booty math No, I studied Asstronomy

spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity: discuntinq: Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. did you major in booty math

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq: Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.

did you major in booty math

No, I studied Asstronomy

She’s getting an abortion.

knightscrest:

the only club I get down at is club penguin

This makes me think of clubbing seals

(via batman-catsinwonderland)